Sunday, April 29, 2012

I was walking by a dry cleaner at 3 a.m., and the sign said "Sorry, we're closed." You don't have to be sorry. It's 3 a.m., and you're a dry cleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open. I'm not gonna walk in at 10 and say "Hey man, I walked by at 3, you guys were closed. Somebody owes me an apology. - Mitch Hedberg.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=uPu8453j1m8#t=173s

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Question: When did the Pilgrims land at Plymouth Rock?
Calvin: 1620. As you can see, I've memorized this utterly useless fact long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. You've taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Remioromen - 3gatsu 9ka (Remioromen Special Live at Saitama Super Arena)